A Field Guide to Household Cryptids (Matte Print)

Four documented residents of every home: The Sock Thief, The Thermostat Ghost, The 3 A.M. Floor Creak, and The Key Displacer. Latin names included for credibility. Peer-reviewed by no one.

.: Museum-grade matte paper, archival inks

.: 8" x 10" or 11" x 14"

.: Frame not included; cryptids not included (they're already at your house)

.: Accuracy guaranteed by everyone who lives in a house