Household Cryptid Hunters Comforter

Some people pretend they don't hear the 3 a.m. floor creak. You've catalogued it.

This comforter carries prints of all twenty Household Cryptid Hunter badges — the Sock Thief, the Thermostat Ghost, the WiFi Spirit, and every other thing that goes bump, drip, or "that wasn't me" in the night — arranged across a field of deep, protective dark. Wear your credentials to bed and let the monsters know they're dealing with a professional. Then sleep the deep, smug sleep of the fully documented, right up until the morning light comes through the window and scatters whatever was circling in the dark.

.: 100% polyester, lightweight and embarrassingly cozy
.: Solid bright white back
.: One-sided print
.: Pre-constructed; size varies ±3" (cryptids resist precise measurement)